God, the back-handed compliments I'm getting today! My cheeks are stinging (the ones on my face, that is) :-)

>Terry;
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>We love you in spite of yourself! :)
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>Tom
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>>Aye, it is that. I guess you're the wrong audience for that.
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>>Such humour comes from a very popular comic over here, the Viz:
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>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viz_(comics)
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>>and its website:
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>>http://www.viz.co.uk/
>>(I draw your attention to Roger's Profanisaurus and Top Tips)
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>>Still, beat me but don't hate me!
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>>>Disgusting, uncouth, and crude come to mind.
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>>>>Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!
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>>>>I guess SA's (even those naturalised Dutch) have a different sense of humour from Brits'
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>>>>>Charming.
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>>>>>>Avoid loud farting noises by pulling your cheeks apart just before.
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>>>>>>UPDATE:
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>>>>>>Avoid crapping your pants by NOT pulling your cheeks apart just before farting