Barmaids. When given a large order, always ensure that you have pulled all the other pints before starting on the Guinness. That way you can ensure the customer's protracted stay at the bar.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
