>>>You've just taken the glamour out of it for me. One day - me and a Harley D - mid-life crisis ....
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>>You better hurry up while it's still a midlife crisis! (ducks)
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>Maybe a slight conversion into a midwife crisis would help (geese)?

I remember back at the pre-natal classes, one couple were complaining bitterly about being messed about and not getting to know a particular midwife because their health authority kept changing her, or they got sick, or summat. They went on and on. I said "it sounds like you're having a midwife crisis." That certainly broke the ice among us couples.

(Grouse)