Me?! Oh no, not me. Very good friend of mine fell for it. Yeah, that's how it went...

>You HAVEN'T fallen for that one already, have you!?
>
>You didn't sign up for regular bottom inspections, I hope. They'll just come along and look at your bum - EVERY TIME. I tell you, it's a right con!
>
>>Doh! Now you tell me.
>>
>>>Jay's talk of credit card fraud has just reminded me to tell you of this new devilishly clever scam that's going round:
>>>
>>>If someone should knock at your door and ask to see your arse, on no account be taken in by this and show him.
>>>
>>>THIS IS A SCAM
>>>
>>>It is not genuine. He just wants to see your arse.