>>You HAVEN'T fallen for that one already, have you!?
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>>You didn't sign up for regular bottom inspections, I hope. They'll just come along and look at your bum - EVERY TIME. I tell you, it's a right con!
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>But it is an opportunity for some wonderful pranks involving glass eyes, tame gerbils, or noise-makers.
Or the classic: writing "W" on each cheek and bending over, to spell "WoW"
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
