Hey, I'm the one promulgating NOT showing your arse!

>You think?!
>
>>I think Terry's just conning you.
>>
>>>Me?! Oh no, not me. Very good friend of mine fell for it. Yeah, that's how it went...
>>>
>>>>You HAVEN'T fallen for that one already, have you!?
>>>>
>>>>You didn't sign up for regular bottom inspections, I hope. They'll just come along and look at your bum - EVERY TIME. I tell you, it's a right con!
>>>>
>>>>>Doh! Now you tell me.
>>>>>
>>>>>>Jay's talk of credit card fraud has just reminded me to tell you of this new devilishly clever scam that's going round:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If someone should knock at your door and ask to see your arse, on no account be taken in by this and show him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>THIS IS A SCAM
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It is not genuine. He just wants to see your arse.