>>Brings a smile to one's face, eh? Pity they didn't make the reason obvious by beating him to death with a tin of Spam, of force-feeding him with it.
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>Sort of literal minded, like the protesters who were throwing jam at BBC for jamming Radio Veronica back then?

Listen to the pot calling the kettle black!

Actually, not all that literal. As I understand it the term "spam" comes from the Monty Pythons cafeteria sketch where they sell "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, sausage, egg, Spam, Spam and Spam". ie summat that keeps coming at you.

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>>Geez, I wonder what their punishment would be for virus creators!
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> They'd be temporarily incarcerated until they manage to write a request to have a speedy trial. They'd have to write it on an infected computer, which would shred it every few minutes, or would BSOD, whichever way the rand() falls.

And executed at the end regardless, right?