>>Jay's talk of credit card fraud has just reminded me to tell you of this new devilishly clever scam that's going round:
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>>If someone should knock at your door and ask to see your arse, on no account be taken in by this and show him.
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>>THIS IS A SCAM
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>>It is not genuine. He just wants to see your arse.
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>However if someone comes to the door wanting to show you his ass, you can have confidence in his sincerity.


A few years ago (well, about 10) a couple I have been friends with since college turned 40 within a couple months of each other. They threw a party and sent out an invitation that said on the front, "Want to see Paula's 40 year old ass?" It was in the shape of a greeting card. You opened it up and there was a picture of Phil.