>In related news, President Bush and Vice President Cheney have won the Nobel War Prize.

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SCOTUS Declares Bush the Nobel Peace Prize Winner

Oslo: A review of the ballots in the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize has shown that George W. Bush is the winner of the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize. James Baker III has been sent by the Bush Administration to coordinate efforts on the ground. The United States Supreme Court in a surprise vote of 5 to 4 have declared George W. Bush the winner of the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize.

(pilferred from the orange satan)