>Our city elders have seen to it that the "Holiday Lights" lights are up now (Oct15th!) to greet drivers as they drive to the oceanfront from the interstate. And the boardwalk light show is sponsored by McDonalds this year. So naturally, there is a huge Ronald McDonald (in lights) above the huge "Holiday Lights" sign. Its very classy. Bring on turkey day, but there should be a law against rushing the other stuff.

There should be riots in the streets. The City Hall should be plugged into their own holiday lights, and if they don't shine, increase the voltage.

When was the last time we had the mayor replaced by a popular coup?