And don't foget we never did find out the Smoking Man's real identity... It was C.G.B. Spender.
He was responsible for Kennedy and MLK being shot, for the Bills never winning the Super Bowl, and the American hockey team winning the Gold in 1980.
(Though I still like the idea of Forrest Gump 'inventing' Elvis Presley, the Beatles song 'Imagine', and the formula for New Coke) ;)