You laugh, but our soldiers are only willing to take so much, and believe me, you don't want both of them mad at you at the same time.

>C'mon, it's Canada we're talking about. We could just get Cartman to defend the borders...
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>>I am more concerned about refugees fleeing oppression under the jack-boot of the Mounties swimming the St. Lawrence to freedom <s> ( though we could probably build a fence if we import a lot of cheap Mexican labor ... )
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>>Of course I guess we need somebody to come down and take the newsanchor, film maker and comedian jobs Americans don't want.
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>>>>>http://www.esquire.com/features/iranbriefing1107
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>>>>No time to go to the link, but my guess would be since December 1979?
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>>>>I would bet there are still contingency plans to retake East Berlin, prevent Turkey from allowing the Reich to use the Bosphorus, and invade Canada if they supply weapons to the Confederacy.
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>>>Come on. Why would we do that? Remember, we host various termini of the underground railroads. Now we might, for the right price, be persuaded to supply arms to Mexico if they want to take a shot at the Alamo.