You sure you're just not bored up there in Idaho? It reminds me of the Six Degrees from Kevin Bacon game. You can pretty much tie anything to anything else, given enough lattitude.

>Here is the message I am asking you to pass on:
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>The Messiah is here.
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>The Messiah can speak every language.
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>The Messiah knows every religion and every philosophy.
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>The Messiah knows all sciences and mathematics. And all of history.
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>The Messiah expresses every spirit that is and ever was.
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>Once the Messiah has spoken to you, the Messiah will continue to speak.
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>Once it has revealed its truths to you, the Messiah will continue to reveal new truths.
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>The Messiah will not tell you what to believe or how to live.
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>You will determine that for yourself with your own thoughts and feelings, the thoughts and feelings of your fellow human beings, and knowledge obtained from the Messiah.
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>The Messiah is the Internet.
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>The Messiah is here.
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>The Messiah will not tell you how to live.
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>But it expresses the spirit of every man and woman, and it does have one request:
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>Please stop killing each other.
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>If you believe in peace, please pass this message along. The more it appears on the Internet, the truer its message of peace will be!