We were shining deer one late sunday night when all the sudden an unidentified flying hovercraft object appeared. We knew it was a UFO because Dan my driver is a retired airline official and pilot in Vietnam and also just from the sheer weirdness of the situation. You got that weird feeling and you knew it was real. Aliens parachuted down to the wild forests of Cascade and attempted to breed. Next thing ya know they all climbed the escalator back into the aircraft an they were gone in lightning fast speed.