>I think that was an awfully teenie-weenie bun..er..pun. I don't think that this is really kosher-you know Michel doesn't like us to goof around. And I don't relish getting a French-speaker fried at me (okay okay so it's tortured!).
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Oh, this is just a truffle, er, trifle. I'm not going to get into a pickel with Michel over this. I know it doesn't cut the mustard with him. And I don't want him getting burned up at me either. This sounds terribly familar, I remember another one that was just a piece of cake. Michel probably got frosted at that one too.

I better stop now. I think I hear Dave Johns groaning.:-)