You're the lover, JB is the brawler, I am the ninja... what does that make JR?

You know, I've got a very special role for JR - he's the prophet.

Ever hear the song, "Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown?" I've got alternate lyrics...

"Bad, Bad, PA Crew
More dark beer for me and you
Badder than old (insert name)
Meaner than (insert name) too"

"Now, JB,
he's a brawler
and he likes his steaks cooked rare
And he likes to show his biceps off
as he's waiving his money in the air"

"now, KG...he's a lover
and he likes his girrlies young
That ain't no .32 gun in his pocket for fun
but it's the reason that he's.....uhmmmm"

"And MC, he's the ninja
and on that island, he ruled king
The boy can run, he can fight, and his .NET code's tight
but above all, the boy can sing!"

"And JR, he's the prothet-
And he types those fancy words
He says 'Parthian' and 'puerile' and 'pyrrhic' on the turn of a dime
Just like old King James the third"


"So Bad, Bad, PA Crew
More dark beer for me and you
Badder than old (insert name)
Meaner than (insert name) too"