>Hey, KG: I've found the perfect crowd to design the new PA Crew web page... they're close to home base in PY, too. Feast your eyes on this: http://havenworks.com/
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>(Hey, we could have a contest: on your screen, how many times do you have to press "Page Dn" to see all the content?)

That is astonishing. Even I couldn't design something that horrible.