>>Here's O.J.'s new motto...
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>>"If, at first you don't succeed....try, try again..."
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>>Maybe O.J. and Barry Bonds can be cell-mates together, if both go to jail.
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>>Oh, wait....Barry Bonds will go to a nice prison....O.J. will go to Federal P.M.I.T.A. prison
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>So Barry Bonds is going to a white collar resort? Heck, we should be so lucky. Do you know that they have conjugal visits?

Please don't tell me you're interested in Barry Bonds! ;)