What about "Gringo"?

>Canadian border guard to entering student:
> "Nationality?"
>Student:
> "American."
>Border Guard:
> "Right. Is that north, south, or central?"
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>>America is not a Country, it's a Continent. From Canada to Chile it's a whole continent.
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>>>I made some changes to the main page today at http://www.KeepAmericaAtWork.com that hopefully will answer all of these questions.
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>>>Thanks,
>>>
>>>Virgil