>They can have my rifle when they pry it from my cold dead hands
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>What sort of rifle is it?

I have a nice Remington 11-87 12 gauge, a Thompson Center .50 caliber muzzleloader, a Lyman .54 caliber muzzleloader, and another Thompson Center .50 caliber muzzleloader that I will get my hands on hopefully this weekend.

But you were joking, right?