Yeah, as I recall a certain person found a adulatory reference to another person in some sort of University manual or yearbook and paraded it about to embarrass her...
As for my graduations: hmm, not sure whether I want to comment... except to say that the garden gnome superglued above the entrance was nothing to do with me. ;-)
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1