This should provide for family fun for hours and hours and hours!!!

http://ronmexico.kainalopallo.com/

The Ron Mexico name generator!!!

So...should I travel south of the border to spread more than just a little holiday cheer, my name will be "Pavel Angola".

Should new PA Crew advocate JR decide to hit yet another country, he'll be known as "Jean-Claude Benin".

The midwest Ninja will be known as "Duff Mali". (wow, a name AND a hobby!)

And finally, big-bad JB will ALWAYS carry a tough name - his new name will be "Big Boy Japan"

Out of sheer curiosity, I did a name translation for JVP - it came up as "Victor Martinique"!!!
(I guess Joe Bob was already taken). HOWEVER!!!! A reverse-translation of Joe Bob results in "Little John Tajikistan".

Fellow bud Rod Paddock will be Fausto Polynesia. He might want to check his aliases to see if he hasn't already used that one. (j/k)

Should Tracy Holzer have an interest herself in some post-holiday partying, she'll be using the name "Sabrina Montserrat"

And last, but not least, there were limits to this. I did a translation to see if the resulting name would be "letter writer"...didn't quite work out that way.

But still, this can keep the entire family entertained for hours. Where do they come up with all this clever stuff???
So check it out!

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(If anyone doesn't quite 'get' the Ron Mexico story, email or PM me)