Go with Dante Ontario. A proper low profile name <g>.

Are you watching the Browns? Allie has the remote cornered, watching on-demand recordings of Entourage, so I will watch a recording of the Bears and Packers later.

>I am trying to decide between Dante Ontario and Danny Benin but I think I went to high school with one of them. Actually am leaning toward my pen-name translation of Bubba Kiribati ( which can be fed back in to acheive Chad Slovenia for extra security )
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>>This should provide for family fun for hours and hours and hours!!!
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>>http://ronmexico.kainalopallo.com/
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>>The Ron Mexico name generator!!!
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>>So...should I travel south of the border to spread more than just a little holiday cheer, my name will be "Pavel Angola".
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>>Should new PA Crew advocate JR decide to hit yet another country, he'll be known as "Jean-Claude Benin".
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>>The midwest Ninja will be known as "Duff Mali". (wow, a name AND a hobby!)
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>>And finally, big-bad JB will ALWAYS carry a tough name - his new name will be "Big Boy Japan"
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>>Out of sheer curiosity, I did a name translation for JVP - it came up as "Victor Martinique"!!!
>>(I guess Joe Bob was already taken). HOWEVER!!!! A reverse-translation of Joe Bob results in "Little John Tajikistan".
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>>Fellow bud Rod Paddock will be Fausto Polynesia. He might want to check his aliases to see if he hasn't already used that one. (j/k)
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>>Should Tracy Holzer have an interest herself in some post-holiday partying, she'll be using the name "Sabrina Montserrat"
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>>And last, but not least, there were limits to this. I did a translation to see if the resulting name would be "letter writer"...didn't quite work out that way.
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>>But still, this can keep the entire family entertained for hours. Where do they come up with all this clever stuff???
>>So check it out!
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>>(Passport, ID cards, and penicillin sold separately...allow 8-10 weeks for delivery)
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>>(If anyone doesn't quite 'get' the Ron Mexico story, email or PM me)