>There's a series of commercials on TV where somebody does somthing then when asked a question like, "Are you a Doctor?" The guy says no, "But I stayed and Holiday Inn Express last night..."

Ah, I see ... as Kevin mentioned I don't watch TV anymore, so I'm not up on the latest commercials. But, I *used* to watch TV a long time ago, and my standard answer to "Are you a Doctor?" would be "No, and I *don't* play one on TV". <g>

~~Bonnie