Or worse , MS Bob . You log into Vista and the search dog will appear and ask you

"You look like you're about to kick the computer in. Would you like me to do it for you or can I simply relieve myself in this corner?"

"You seem to be trying to find a program to run. I'm sorry but you aren't qualified to run this program. Maybe check back later or buy a different program that you're qualified to run. I know you're logged on as the administrator but frankly, you don't look like one to me. We're going to shut down now."