>Last night I had a turkey club sandwich at 11, and went to bed 30 minutes later. (A very rare event for me to go to sleep before midnight)
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>Then I had my recurring nightmare that I lost my hair, my beard was gone, my teeth were missing, and my right hand didn't work.
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>No more late night dinners for me.

And then you woke up and put on your wig, you fake facial hair, your false teeth, and the hook on your hand and played it off as a dream.