>This is a message to no one about nothing. As such it is expected that it will receive absolutely no replies with absolutely nothing in them.

Your description makes this sound like Seinfeld. :)

Here are some things that have come to mind since you posted this:

If all you have is a hammer does everything seem like a nil?

You could have posted this in non-chatter forums by making the title .NULL. unless it was a reference to Nano Imprint Lithography. :)