Last night I dreamed I ate two giant marshmallows. When I awoke, I couldn't find my pillows!


>Last night I had a turkey club sandwich at 11, and went to bed 30 minutes later. (A very rare event for me to go to sleep before midnight)
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>Then I had my recurring nightmare that I lost my hair, my beard was gone, my teeth were missing, and my right hand didn't work.
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>No more late night dinners for me.