The head of the Mormon church was visiting the Pope and they were having a philisophical discussion. The Mormon Prophet says, "We should ask God." The Pope replies, "I would, but it's a long distance call". Several years later, the Pope was visiting Salt Lake City and the Mormon leader said, "Perhaps we should settle that discussion from a few years ago. Calling God is only a local call from here."


>So, a Cardinal in Rome rushes into the Pope's room and says: Your eminence I have good news and I have bad news. What's the good news asks the Pope? Jesus is on the phone, says the Cardinal. Astounding, says the Pope, how could there possibly be any bad news after that? Well, says the Cardinal, he's calling from Salt Lake City.