I think you should say:
I'm gonna call the number...if I get through, I'll say (in an Aussie accent)..."Hi, this is Heath Ledger, calling from the grave...see you soon."
Although both imply he is someone he probably is not, and yet somewhere they probably will eventually be. haha, yeah!
I just called....talked to a woman with an IQ of a dixie cup.
I heard a story about the first time Ayn Rand met William F. Buckley, Jr.
They were introduced....
WFB: "Hello, Miss Rand, it's a pleasure to meet you in person" >
AR: (in her thick Russian accent)
"You ahhrr too intelligent to believe in Gohdt"