Holy moly - It's minus 36 and snowing in the wind here. Yikes! I might not
be able to afford my heating bill this month.

Ouch!

I just did a MAPQUEST...it's about a 37 hour drive from my house to your hometown. If I leave now, I can be there by late tomorrow night with space heaters, brandy, and a couple of hookers. :)

Seriously, hope you can manage to stay warm!