Clever, funny, and tough love. Also completely inappropriate and in BAD TASTE. This is for Kevin:

SLAP!

Although Mike, I know that you know his heart is in the right place. I don't think Kevin does warm and fuzzy...but then, warm and fuzzy didn't work before so he is trying the WAKE UP approach.

First, you're half right, I don't do warm and fuzzy - brazilian wax is more my style. :)

Second, just like Mark Twain said that every individual should do one thing a day that he can't stand doing, I believe in making one completely inappropriate and yet funny comment per day. Tomorrow I plan on saying something about Hillary....Peter is now scheduled for Thursday. :)

Third, on your last point, you're 100% right. Let me tell everyone something....I don't believe in God...I believe in LIFE. I believe that life is meant to be fun, challenging, gruelling, heart-breaking, and gut-wrenching...but most of all, enjoyable. Those who elect to leave the game permanently for reasons other than extreme terminal illness need a wake-up call.

And finally....exactly WHERE were you slapping me???? (MMMMMUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!)