>Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks
>(Being a Canuck, I can say that these are pretty close to the truth;o)
>
>If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.

Happened to me many times... back home, and in both roles.

>If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.

But then my city is at 49^o, I should know.

>If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.

And few other places. Also happened to me back home many times.

>If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.

OK, what's a jumper? My dictionary has three North American pieces of garment, plus one British, under that name. And I'm somehow sure you didn't mean the one you need when you want to plug your IDE drive as a slave.

>If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.

Love this one... warms up nostalgia ;).