>>Are you sure it shouldn't be "Semper ubi purus sub ubi"? Or is this shorter version the motto of the company where you work?
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>LOL I like your version better. LMAO I should suggest it for a motto.
>We just manufacture laundry equipment here, but our joke motto is "We make the world a cleaner place, one load at the time"

Two redneck truck drivers are put together as a team, to drive long lines. Once they make a corn stop (i.e. go to duck in the corn field to relieve themselves) and guy A notices that guy B doesn't wear underpants. He convinces him to start wearing them - it's more hygienic and it's warmer, you'll see. They do so in the next city.

Next day, during the next corn stop, guy B completely forgets that he's wearing now. When he's done, he gets up and sees that his heap isn't there on the ground. "Who'd say - it really is more hygienic". Goes back into the truck, sits and thinks "and it is warmer indeed".