Still, you are personalizing a filter for Pete's sake :

How DARE you take Peter's name in vain! Don't you realize how much emotional torture that Peter is forced to endure when someone says, "For Pete's sake?"

Tracy, I thought I knew you better than that - clearly you have a language problem with negative words and phrases. This isn't at all sincere.

I'm taking down my poster of you - (sniff)...and here I thought you were different than everyone else (sobs)