>Hey Dude, aren't you married? Who is this "certain U.T. female" you're always talking about? Oh! oh! Is it Terry Thurber?!
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>Of course I'm married! Show me a married man and I'll show you a dirty-old man (or at least a dirty 43 year old man)
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You are much too young to be a dirty-old-man. Your're ruining it for the rest of us.