>>Hi Craig.
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>>>I've given up Mountain Dew.
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>>Good for you. Caffeine is a bad drug (says the guy who used to drink 8 cups of coffee every morning until I became allergic to caffeine and was forced to give it up!).
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>Wow... that's better than the hat rack with IV drip bottle full of coffee that some of my customers suggested for me. Go straight for the vein...
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>Now I'm down to two coffees a day. Though, my mug is 0.65l...

They used to call it drip coffee, but you can't get it in an IV. So I thought of the caffeine patch. 3 different color-coded strengths. You slap it on the middle of your forehead. Red - high strength - means stay away from me I have a hang-over. Yellow - medium strength - means I was hung over yesterday - and may not listen to what you're saying. Green - means I'm ok now, but don't make me start drinking again. :)