>>Haven't made your romantic plans for Valentine's Day yet? There's still time if you hurry. Here is something your special someone probably hasn't already done on the big day. Make it a memorable one!
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>>http://www.slashfood.com/2008/02/04/make-her-your-valentine-princess-at-white-castle/
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>None of their restaurants are here in California...
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>I like fun ideas like that for Valentine's Day. I'm not very big on spending money on expensive things just because there's a holiday marked on the calendar.

Nor am I. In this case you would have to have been to a White Castle to get the joke. For mysterious reasons they have aficionados but in the opinion of most White Castle is at the lower end of the food chain, even by fast food standards. Their signature product, a small, greasy burger, is known as a slider.