The French Navy are running a recruitment drive, with a new motto: "To the water - it is the hour!".
In French this is: "A l'eau - c'est l'heure!"
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.