>Have a great weekend! :o)
>
>>I'm done, I'm done. Leaving now. Talk to you people on Monday. :D
>>>Wow, now that's a late Friday night on the job! :o)
>>>
>>>
>>>>rofl, thanks for the great laugh as I work late. *fingers crossed get to go home in 15 mins* >:)
>>>>>HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
>>>>>
>>>>>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
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>>>>>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
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>>>>>Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
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>>>>>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
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>>>>>
>>>>>Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
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>>>>>
>>>>>France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
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>>>>>
>>>>>Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
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>>>>>
>>>>>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
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>>>>>
>>>>>Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
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>>>>>
>>>>>85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
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>>>>>
>>>>>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
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>>>>>
>>>>>Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.
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>>>>>
>>>>>Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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>>>>>Abortion clinics now available in every
>>>>>High School in United States .
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>>>>>Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR ev en though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
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>>>>>
>>>>>Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. ('last remaining' is redundant, much like a democtrat)
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>>>>>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
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>>>>>
>>>>>Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
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>>>>>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 .
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>>>>>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
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>>>>>Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.