I'm think I'm going to pursue a book deal with this one.

The Holy Bible: The Book of Science

Chapter 1

1:1 In the year 2000 C.E. the Universe spoke:

1:2 "I am the High One, the Universe, the Supreme Reality, God, Allah."

1:3 "In the new era my prophets have made astounding predictions toexact measurements and have revealed great secrets about my nature."

1:4 "Prophets have produced descriptions of great accuracy for the motion of the Earth, planets and stars."

1:5 "Prophets have investigated light and electricity until they've uncovered the behavior of matter at its smallest scales."

1:6 "Prophets have learned of the processes hidden in the body andthe brain, and invented medicines and treatments to maintain them."

1:7 "The prophets have also uncovered history of life and knowledge of its evolution."

(More Chapters to come!)