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The Holy Bible - The Book of Science - Chapter 1
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>I think you've been in Idaho too long! :o) What are you smoking in those woods up there?!!! :o)

Are potatoes susceptible to ergot poisoning ?


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>>I'm think I'm going to pursue a book deal with this one.
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>>The Holy Bible: The Book of Science
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>>Chapter 1
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>>1:1 In the year 2000 C.E. the Universe spoke:
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>>1:2 "I am the High One, the Universe, the Supreme Reality, God, Allah."
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>>1:3 "In the new era my prophets have made astounding predictions toexact measurements and have revealed great secrets about my nature."
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>>1:4 "Prophets have produced descriptions of great accuracy for the motion of the Earth, planets and stars."
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>>1:5 "Prophets have investigated light and electricity until they've uncovered the behavior of matter at its smallest scales."
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>>1:6 "Prophets have learned of the processes hidden in the body andthe brain, and invented medicines and treatments to maintain them."
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>>1:7 "The prophets have also uncovered history of life and knowledge of its evolution."
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>>(More Chapters to come!)


Charles Hankey

Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy

Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.

-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin

Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
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