>>http://msdn.microsoft.com/events/hero/
>>http://msdn.microsoft.com/events/hero/sfbio/
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>Picture is truly worth a thousand words... and I wouldn't have the words anyway. It would take a week just to plan how to describe on how many levels this sucks ;).

Now this Vista guy is described as:
10th degree black belt and martial arts master trained in the ancient art of combat, security and connectivity.

while I am pretty sure the original text was more like:
10th degree black eyed and martially trained to look like a smartass in the ancient art of COM, Bat, sex and conning. Or was the last console ?

No truth in advertising left...