Here I am, downloading movies from my favorite site, drinking Guinness, when the doorbell rings.

Now, on a cold, snowy, icy day....who would be ringing your doorbell at 3:30 in the afternoon? (other than the cops)...

Why, it was 2 sky-pilots!!!

Now, I have respect for the boys who work for the church of J.C. of Latter-Day Saints (they wear clean clothes, they always say "sir", and I'll bet they can still demonstrate self-control when you show them the latest nude pics of Linsday Lohan)....

...so it made me feel a bit sorry for their obviously shivering little rear-ends when I told them I wasn't religious and needed to shut the door so that I could resume downloading from BarelyLegal.com

Those poor boys...maybe I should have invited them in for some beer and quality entertainment...after all,they can't be THAT pristine!!!