>Yikes. I remember my mom complaining about having to sit through reruns of Milton Berle and Jack Benny in the late 60s... My dad was a fan.
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>>Next you'll start talking about how BIG Milton Berle was.
Jake is referring to the long-standing rumor that Uncle Miltie was well endowed with more than a sense of comic timing. <s>
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- Thomas Hardy
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