>>>Oh boy, still wiping off my tears, caused by laughing. In my attempt to verify that the expression 'the right to provoke' is understood by everybody as intended by me, I came on a website that was soo funny! I'm not sure their type of provoking is always okay with me, but they sure made me laugh a lot.
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>>>http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml
>>>http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newsletter/newsletter_071706.htm (This one contains the text 'right to provoke'.)
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>>More provocative than funny. Few really good ones. Most of it retarded macho crap.
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>I went to a Mormon dentist once.
>I opened my mouth for him to begin and the first thing he said was "Ohhhh yuck, coffee breath!"
>So he lost me as a customer. ;) He was convicted of tax evasion the next year.


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