>>>I've never ever heard of anybody being whelmed properly, without overshooting or aiming too low.
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>>Wow. This is what it feels like to be whelmed properly! Inappropriate as that sounds. ;) It's rather obvious that people are seldom correctly whelmed. It's not an incredible revelation, so it's not overwhelming. It's not painfully obvious, so it's not underwhelming.
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>>Have you noticed how anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster is a maniac? Have you also noticed that the person driving beside you is always picking his/her nose? I believe these are similarly correctly whelmed. ;)
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>Ah, so you're the guy who actually knows what the verb means. Please, can you reveal the secret to the uninitiated?

Unfortunately, as with Magicians, the members of our Order are sworn to secrecy. When pressed, we're supposed to confuse by citing "Recursion: See Recursion".