>>>>OK, I give in: what's "Whelmers miss?"
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>>>They absolutely never whelm right. In more than 99% of the cases people get overwhelmed. Here and there you can hear of an isolated case of someone being "underwhelmed".
>>>
>>>I've never ever heard of anybody being whelmed properly, without overshooting or aiming too low.
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>>Depends on how you tally being not overwhelmed, although I cannot remember anybody giving any hint of underwhelming state after excluding overwhelment.
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>_tally=0, because nobody says "I'm whelmed just right". Simply doesn't happen, null event.

This answer neither over- nor underwhelms me.

(Drat, I type silently...)