>I didn't believe that you could possibly be serious about trying to hire Hellend and there must be some other nefarious reason for asking for all that stuff.

That's Helland. Mr. Helland to you.

I got suspended from college and never went back.

I think Kevin is trying to "out" me on that, or something. He can travel down the education road all he wants. I speak to more PhDs on a regular basis than anyone I knew in college. I may even get a grant to pursue my own doctoral thesis.

Someday I'll expect you to call me Dr. Helland.