Why? I'm only stating what many here must be thinking- that we have some truly smart people in or around this community and it would be glorious to be able to look forward to crisp insights from them on a regular basis.
Maybe you should offer to do something like the old Maskens/Kramek KitBox in Foxtalk, except that you and somebody else attack a niche topic like "the SQL Server E.P." as you convert a sloppy piece of SP into a finely honed weapon, documenting the principles you've used? Walter springs immediately to mind as your counterpart for such a column.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1
